blasting stereos...

-blink blink- wat!?~

lolx.. elson is feeling abit weird today.. ok lahz.. weird as in crazy weird.. not moody weird if u noe wat i mean... yeah.. he went voyeuristic today... lolx... checked out some ppl's blogs.. haha... so depressing.. so frustrated.. lolx.. wats the point? ok lahz.. i noe elson also does the same thing.. but when u read other ppl's blogs u'll realise that hmm... why is the world full of hatred and sadness... lolx... yeah... oh btw.. just a point to note.. elson is also weird because he's sick!!~ man.. i think he caught a chill.. and no, chill is not a fish.. but yeah... elson is feeling kinda miserable.. maybe he hasnt been watching wat he eat... lolx... but who cares.. it'll pass... lolx...lets see.. maybe elson is gonna try something... no sadness.. no anger in his blog for today? haha... love.... love is such a wonderful thing... something that feels so good.. ehHHhhh....!!?~ stop stop.. elson aint like dat lolx... gotcha din i? hOHoHo.. =p someone's msn nick just popped out.... "ni zhe ge pian zi pian zi pian zi pian zi pian zi" which translated shuld mean u liar liar liar liar liar... lolx... again... another frustrated teen.. haha.. hmmm... someone told elson to go catch a cinderalla's story... but haha.. elson aint that lovey dovey... fantasy love story kinda guy lehz... it gives elson the shivers.. brrrrrr... haha... why am i shivering for him? -eh.. narrator.. WAKE UP!!- oops.. man.. i feel super schizophrenic today.. abit psychotic dun u think... its like talking to myself... wahaha... well.. told u elson's going bonkers din i? =D hmmm.. anyway yeah... elson is still as much bothered by the fact that he broke the promise as before... oh wait wait... elson has something to show u readers...

The Guys' Rules

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.
If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't
hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
    Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing,"
   we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it
is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...Really..

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or
monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's
like camping.

erm...when elson first read it, he felt like it aint true... ok lahz.. when he pondered deeper into it.. hmmm.. it passed with distinction... lolx... gals.. dun complain... i mean... think abt it... it is really as such... haha... guys are as much troubled as the gals... bothered by the tiny details that one would expect from the other.. honestly... its really tough for elson.. often becuz of this elson feels like he's insensitive... gals make elson feel like (elson) not good enuf!!~ (but then no competition, no innovation, no incentive to improve) lolx...u think so? hmm.. it is very much the act of repression that drives the repressed into doing unthinkable things.. lolx.. and hence ta-dah.. elson broke the promise... lolx.. no lahz.. dun pay attention to elson.. he is really crapping.. basically he merely wans to fill up more space for his blog.. lolx.. yeah... he's finding an excuse for himself to make him feel beta... but unfortunately.. he's too smart to fool himself... i mean.. lolx.. ok lahz.. who can actually fool himself.. be realistic man.. =p... u'll noe that u've been fooled rite? its like duhz lahz.. lolx... yeah.. i guess this entry is long enuf.. erm.. sorry if this entry confuses u reader.. actually it makes me confused just as much.. haha.. so yeah... elson signing off... oh.. and of course.. i shall too.. one cannot be without the other... (the brain and the brawn) [oh and no, joyce, its not pinky and the brain] lolx.. ciaoz!!~

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